What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?

No way

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What Casper Ruud said about Carlos Alcaraz after he won his first ever Grand Slam title back in 2022 at the US Open - The Tennis Gazette

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Just Forget it!

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Are AI tools useful for recruiters?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Why do so many men on the internet try to compete with women, or try to "humble" and bash them? There's so many videos across my tiktok and YouTube of men claiming how they're wanting to get back at women and put them in thier place.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

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